would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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