I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He has the fingertips of a God
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