Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
two words: eviction party
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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