going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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