I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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