I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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