awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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