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Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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