I got chris browned last night
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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