9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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