I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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