So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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