does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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