Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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