I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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