You work out of a Hotel?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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