I'm going to rape someone's good day.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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