Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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