using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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