..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
tell your sister to shave her snatch
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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