so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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