i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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