She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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