That's intense
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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