Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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