Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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