My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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