How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
be right there i have to get my cape
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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