you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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