I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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