just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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