He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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