Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think my vagina is haunted
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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