is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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