shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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