He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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