As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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