You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize