whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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