I never want to see another naked old woman again.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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