"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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