Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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