My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
where are my eyebrows?
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