Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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