Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize