i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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