I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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