On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize