i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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