ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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